You remember I said something about a post I was trying to publish? Here it is....
This was an email I got some time ago...Hope you like it, and see if you ever asked yourselves these questions.... Maybe, and maybe not....
• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
• If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix hole a in a boat?
• Why does Goofy stand, while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
• If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
• Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
• Why do the Alphabet song andTwinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out thewindow?
• Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
That's all for now...Take care.
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